the anti-corporate group card

Don't send another boring card. Roast your friends instead.

The interactive, swipeable group card for birthdays and farewells. Inside jokes & receipts in minutes.

Card 3 of 12By Sam L.
Espresso lore
Card 4 of 12By Jamie M.
Quick 2-minute sync receipt
vol. 01 / the receiptsfor alex

a little something from the people who know you best

best
of luck,
legend.

Start a Roast Room: $4.99
12 friends already contributed
how it works

From group chat to greatest hits.

No awkward coordination. No chasing people for signatures. The system does the heavy lifting so your friend gets an authentic keepsake they will actually cherish.

VOL. 01 / PROVISION ROOM
FOR ALEX
Target Recipient● 1-Click Vault
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Alex Henderson
Target Locked
Occasion Preset
Smart Automation: Auto-loads office hazard rules & WhatsApp copy.
Deadline Window
30-Second Instant Setup1 / 3
Step 01 · Name recipient & set the vibe

Name the person you are celebrating, pick the vibe and urgency window, and get your share link immediately for a flat $4.99.

Engineered for In-Person Gatherings

From mobile group chat to the big screen.

Don't crowd 15 people around one phone. RoastCard jumps cleanly from WhatsApp links to 75-inch TVs and hall projectors for your team farewell or birthday dinner.

Projector Cinema Mode

High-contrast typography and cinematic layout engineered for office conference TVs and party projectors. Legible from 10 meters away across the room.

PROJECTOR MODEAUTO SCALING
Tap [P] or Spacebar to flip

Dual-Screen MC Console

Run the show from your smartphone like a standup roast master. Your phone shows backstage roaster cues while the crowd watches the big screen.

HOST REMOTESYNCED
Wireless smartphone teleprompter

Hands-Free Auto-Play Reel

Mingle with drinks while RoastCard auto-plays like an awards show highlight reel: automated card flips, 15-second audio memos, and comedic pauses.

AUTO-REEL15s / CARD
Waveform audio memo playback

Live Audience QR Stream

Guests scan the screen QR code to blast live reactions. Real-time flames, skulls, and laugh emojis shoot directly across the projector.

AUDIENCE🔥 💀 👏
Zero-login crowd participation
01 / The Pain

Death by generic greeting

Chasing twelve people across three platforms to get “Happy Birthday! Best wishes!” is not a gift. It's digital chores.

02 / The Person

For the real group chat

Built specifically for startup teams, found families, and friend groups whose love language is mutual banter.

03 / The Promise

An unforgettable keepsake

A digital deck that captures the real person: hilarious, slightly unhinged, and completely impossible to fake.

transparent flat pricing

Pay once per room. No subscriptions.

No recurring fees. No per-seat limits. Everyone in your group contributes completely free with zero app downloads.

StandardRemote & Chat

The Digital Deck

For WhatsApp group chats, Slack teams, and remote celebrations.

$4.99flat / room
  • Unlimited contributors: Invite as many roasters as you want.
  • Zero app installs: 1-click browser link for guests.
  • Swipeable roast deck: Interactive flip animations & sound FX.
  • Photos & 15s audio memos: Friends upload candid snaps & voice roasts.
  • Level 1 to 4 spice moderation: Host vault to preview or hide sensitive roasts.
  • Offline standalone HTML vault: Download & keep the memory forever.
Recommended for Gatherings
Event BundleSave $1 Bundle

The Party & Stage Pass

For live dinner parties, office send-offs, restaurant toasts, and venues.

$8.99$9.98flat / room

Everything in Digital Deck, plus:

  • Projector Cinema Mode: High-contrast layout legible from 10 meters away on TVs & projectors.
  • Dual-Screen MC Console: Smartphone teleprompter with backstage roaster cues.
  • Hands-Free Auto-Play Reel: Timed awards-show highlight reel with audio memo playback.
  • Live Audience QR Stream: Crowd scans screen QR to shoot live emoji reactions onto the big display.
  • Permanent Cloud Keepsake: Deck stays securely hosted online forever (never purges after 30 days).

Unsure if you need the big-screen features yet? Start with the $4.99 Digital Deck now. You can upgrade to the Party Pass anytime from your dashboard for $4.99 before your event (or bundle upfront now for $8.99 to save $1).

No subscriptions or renewals Unlimited contributorsSave 75% vs Kudoboard ($19.99 for 25 people) →

Sales tax calculated at checkout if applicable · Instant Apple Pay, Google Pay & Cards via Dodo Payments

Got Questions?

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about setting up a room, inviting your crew, and keeping roasts fun without HR panic.

Zero logins, zero apps, and zero passwords. You share a unique room link. Contributors open it on their phone or laptop, write their roast or memory, optionally attach a photo or 15-second audio memo, pick a spice level, and submit in under 30 seconds.

Still have a specific question about your event? Reach out directly.

7-Day Collection Window · 30-Day Playback Keepsake

Your friend deserves better than a “happy birthday!”

Set up your room in 30 seconds. Drop the link in WhatsApp or Slack, and let your favorite people cook.